2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom
keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:
Do I win?
Yes, yes you do
The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born
said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying
with the power of imagination and a few magazines you can design your own custom boyfriend
At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
of you to assume I can make a funny font joke
god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard