1. drinkspill:

    drinkspill:

    drinkspill:

    2017 better be nice to my mom

    2018 better be nice to my mom

    2019 better be nice to my mom

    Reblogged from: primrosily
  2. keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:
“acekatherineplumber:
“if-only-angels-could-prevail:
“if-only-angels-could-prevail:
“ if-only-angels-could-prevail:
“ if-only-angels-could-prevail:
“ if-only-angels-could-prevail:
“” ”
Do I win?
”
Yes, yes you do
”
    Reblogged from: coeurclair
  3. gayhallmonitor:

    The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

    Reblogged from: sunnyrae20
  4. crow–teeth:

    said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

  5. chemtrailer:
“ with the power of imagination and a few magazines you can design your own custom boyfriend
”

    chemtrailer:

    with the power of imagination and a few magazines you can design your own custom boyfriend

    Reblogged from: dieseldaisy
  6. nevver:

    Shifting sands, Irenaeus Herok (because)

    Reblogged from: charlesoberonn
  7. justbadpuns:

    At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

    Reblogged from: meefling
  8. chongoblog:

    of you to assume I can make a funny font joke

    Reblogged from: nartothelar
  9. Reblogged from: sunnyrae20
  10. corporationkills:

    god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard

    Reblogged from: coeurclair
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